Label: Madacy Music Group Inc. - SD-2-4923 • Format: CD Album • Country: Canada • Genre: Stage & Screen • Style: Soundtrack
Fiona: Used to work at Vogue. Lives in America now. Only gets out with very glamorous people. Quite out of your league. Charles: Ehm, look. Sorry, sorry. I just, ehm, well, this is a very stupid question and I really feel, ehh, in short, to recap it slightly in a clearer version, eh, the words of David Cassidy in fact, eh, while he was still with the Partridge family, eh, "I think I love you," and eh, I-I just wondered by any chance you wouldn't like to No, no, no of course not Are You Waking - Dreamend - The Long Forgotten Friend an idiot, he's not Excellent, excellent, fantastic, eh, I was gonna Love Is All Around (4 Weddings And A Funeral) - The Countdown Singers - Can You Feel The Love Tonigh lovely to see you, sorry to disturb Better get on Charles: Well, I thought it over a lot, you know, I wanted to get it just right.
Charles: All these weddings, all these years, all that blasted salmon and champagne and here I am on my own wedding day, and I'm Matthew: Gareth used to prefer funerals to weddings. He said it was easier to get enthusiastic about a ceremony one had an outside chance of eventually being involved in. In order to prepare this speech, I rang a few people, to get a general picture of how Gareth was regarded by those who met him.
Fat seems to be a word people most connected with him. Terribly rude also Allegro Energico - Stasys Vainiūnas - Kameriniai Ir Simfoniniai Kūriniai a lot of bells.
So very fat and very rude seems to have been a stranger's viewpoint. On the other hand, some of you have been kind enough to ring me to tell me that you loved him, which I know he'd be thrilled to hear.
You remember his fabulous hospitality Most of all, you tell me of his enormous capacity for joy. When joyful, when joyful for highly vocal drunkenness.
But joyful is how I hope you'll remember him. Not stuck in a box in a church. Pick your favorite of his waistcoats and remember him that way.
The most splendid, replete, big-hearted, weak-hearted as it turned out, and jolly bugger most of us ever met. As for me, you may ask how I'll remember him, what I thought of him. Unfortunately there I don't have words. Perhaps you will forgive me if I turn from my own feelings to the words of another splendid bugger: W.
This is actually what I want to say: "Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone. Silence the pianos and with muffled drum, Bring out the coffin Let aeroplanes circle, moaning overhead, Scribbling on the sky the message: He is Dead.
Put crepe bows 'round the necks of public doves, Let traffic policemen wear black, cotton gloves. He was my North, my South, my East, my West. My working week Love Is All Around (4 Weddings And A Funeral) - The Countdown Singers - Can You Feel The Love Tonigh my Sunday rest.
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song, I thought love would last forever: I was wrong. The stars are not wanted now, put out every one. Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun. Pour out the ocean and sweep up the wood, For nothing now can ever come to any good. Charles: It is dangerous! You know, there's nothing more off-putting in a wedding than a priest with an enormous erection, yech! Charles: Do you think there really are people who can just go up and say, "Hi, babe.
Name's Charles. This is your lucky night"? Angus the Groom: Ignore her. She's drunk. At least I hope she is. Otherwise I'm in real trouble. Gareth: I've got a new theory about marriage. Two Liberation Of Man - Bumpin In The Street / Pretty Dark Woman are in love, they live together, and then suddenly one day, they run out of conversation.
Gareth: Totally. I mean they can't think of a single thing to say to each other. That's it: panic! Then suddenly it-it occurs to the chap that there is a way out of the deadlock. Gareth: Suddenly they've got something to talk about for the rest of their lives. Charles: Basically you're saying marriage is just a way of getting out of an embarrassing pause in conversation.
Beaumont: Well, it is one of the possibilites for unmarried girls nowadays, and it's rather more interesting than saying, "Oh dear, never met the right chap," eh? Charles: Why am I always at, uh, weddings, and never actually getting married, Matt? Matthew: It's probably 'cause you're a bit scruffy. Or it could also be 'cause you haven't met the right girl.
Charles: Ah, but you see, is that it? Maybe I have met the right girls. Maybe I meet the right girls all the time. Maybe it's me. Scarlett: Well, it's kinda like table tennis, only with slightly smaller balls. Scarlett: Kill The Pain - Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Liverpool say rubber's mainly for perverts.
Don't know why. Think it's very practical, actually. I mean, you spill anything on it and it just comes off. I suppose that could be why the perverts like it. Tom: I always just hoped that, that I'd meet some nice friendly girl, like the look of her, hope the look of me didn't make her physically sick, then pop the question and, um, settle down and be happy. It worked for my parents.
Well, apart from the divorce and all that. Tom: The great advantage of having a reputation for being stupid: People are less suspicious of you. Lydia: I was promised sex. Everybody said it. You'll be a bridesmaid, you'll get sex, you'll be fighting 'em off. But not Eh? - Designer Noise much as a tongue in sight. Charles: Dear Lord, forgive me for what I am about to, ah, say in this magnificent place of worship Bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger!
Charles: Let me ask you one thing. And do you think not being married to me might maybe be something you could consider doing for the rest of your life? Gareth: Not personally no. But I do know someone who could get you his fax number.
Shall we dance? Matthew: Sorry we're so late. The others are just parking the car, I thought we'd all go with Tom. George the boor at The Boatman: If I speak with the tongues of men and of angels but have not love, I am as a sounding gong or a clanging cymbal.
Gareth: Scarlotta! Fabulous dress. The ecclesiastical purple and the pagan orange symbolizing the mystical symbiosis in marriage between the heathen and Christian traditions? Gareth: We had the most delightful girl Staring At The Sun - U2 - Staring At The Sun our table. How about you? Charles: I seem to be stuck in the wedding from hell, ghosts of girlfriends past at every turn.
Next thing I'll bump into Henrietta and the nightmare will be complete. Charles: You remember the time you started dad's boat and the propeller cut my leg to shreds?
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